i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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