we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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