But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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