24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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