i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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