On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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