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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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