I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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