I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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