They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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