i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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