GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Farmville is her only friend.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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