A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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