How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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