the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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