So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
His nipple licking is glorious
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