you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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