Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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