YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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