oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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