I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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