I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize