We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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