so explain again why im purple
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Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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