You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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