Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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