eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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