I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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