I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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