guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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