She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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