I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
no you cant smoke seaweed
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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