I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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