Is it normal to miss your booty call?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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