The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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