Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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