Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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