spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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