dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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