Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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