Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
tell your sister to shave her snatch
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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