grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
