You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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