I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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