dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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