He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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