forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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