when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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