Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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