i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Come see our sink grown plant.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
FUCK WHALES
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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