I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
