she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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