I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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