I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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