Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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