i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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