He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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