i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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