I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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