sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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