fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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