just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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